PRIMUS lyrics - Professor Nutbutter's House Of Treats

PRIMUS
"Professor Nutbutter's House Of Treats"

C'mon kiddies gather round
Who's your foremost friend in town?
From main to maple the name resounds
Professor Nutbutter

He's the one, the humble one
The Barkley County prodigal son
Here to serve only you
Professor Nutbutter

At old Nutbutter's house of treats
From jellied jams to sacks of sweets,
There's creamy and nutritious spreads for all
Chemist, master of entomology
The professor for a modest fee
Will cure what ails you
Guaranteed Professor Nutbutter

It's alright, don't fear the worm

C'mon kiddies don't be shy
Be youthful til the day you die
The man, the myth
The magic of Professor Nutbutter

He's the one the only one
The Meeklybville prodigal son
Here to help us with ourselves
Professor Nutbutter

It's alright to fear the worm
It's alright to fear the worm
It's alright to fear the worm

[Spoken:]
It's alright to fear the worm
The worm, the worm is our friend
Um, but not all of the properties of the worm can be
Uh, fully, fully, well, appreciated by the
Uh, the human body itself, but, um
It's, it's, it's, it's ok to, to fear the worm
Um, I, myself, have had no,
Uh, problems with the worm but in a certain situation
Uh, I would feel like, what, what
Uh, ramifications, um, could occur?
Uh, theres, theres really no need to
Uh, to fear much of anything, you know
Fear of the, fear of the temptation is a, more, probably, more,
More, appropriate word in this particular scenario
Um, the, uh, well, it, depends on what you want, I suppose
It really depends on, on what you want