"Katy Kay" lyrics - ROBBIE FULKS

I set out from Point Valley
For wealth I had to have it
I wed a welborn woman
As skinny as a rabbit
Now I'm here at this payphone
And begging Katy listen
I'll trade you half a million
For your sweet Point Valley kissing

[Chorus:]
Hey now Katy Kay
Heaven never made on cuter
If I didn't love Katy Kay
I'd probably have to shoot her

Now some give all their favors
To a girl who's looking fine
But a girl that's sad and weeping
Will always win mine
When I see a pretty girl weeping
I run to her and fix it
When I see a pretty girl smiling
I run to the nearest exit

[Chorus:]
Hey now Katy Kay
Heaven never made on cuter
If I didn't love my Katy Kay
I'd probably have to shoot her

Be good and love thy neighbour
Is a thing I bear in mind
It's the love thy next as self part
I can't get behind
Each greeting he cold shouldered
He smiled at when he sneered
His wife didn't love him
While I gaze at the mirror

[Chorus:]
Hey now Katy Kay
Heaven never made on cuter
If I didn't love Katy Kay
I'd probably have to shoot her

The man who is a mormon
His values are askew
He's got more women than he can count
All I need is two
A bag of bones and a diamond ring
To siphon all my pay
And a sweat thing down on the edge of town
To love my nights away

[Chorus:]
Hey now Katy Kay
Heaven never made on cuter
If I didn't love Katy Kay
I'd probably have to shoot her
Hey now Katy Kay
Heaven never made on cuter
If I didn't love Katy Kay
I'd probably have to shoot her