"Poodle" lyrics - WEIRD AL YANKOVIC

The poodle's a slimy carnivorous beast, in pastures you might find it grazing
It's fangs measure twenty three inches at least, it's antlers are simply amazing
Sometimes it will bury its head in the sand, it's our main source of pork, ham, and bacon
But, then again, on the other hand, I could be completely mistaken