"Three Men From Carntyne" lyrics - BILLY CONNOLLY

Three men fae Carntyne went tae join the parish
Three men fae Carntyne went tae join the parish
Three young gentlemen from the east end of glasgow went to sign social security!

Three men fae Carntyne and a bottle a wine
Went tae join the parish
Three men fae Carntyne and a bottle a wine
Went tae join the parish

Three men fae Carntyne and a bottle a wine and five Woodbine, went tae join the parish
Three men fae Carntyne and a bottle a wine and five Woodbine, went tae join the parish
(Sing! thats the game!)

Three men fae Carntyne and a bottle a wine and five Woodbine, And a big black Greyhound dug called Boab, went tae join the parish
Three men fae Carntyne and a bottle a wine and five Woodbine, And a big black Greyhound dug called Boab, went tae join the parish

Three men fae Carntyne and a bottle a wine and five Woodbine, And a big black Greyhound dug called Boab fae up oor close, alang oor street
Went tae join the parish
Three men fae Carntyne and a bottle a wine and five Woodbine, And a big black Greyhound dug called Boab fae up oor close, alang oor street
Went tae join the parish

Three men fae Carntyne and a bottle a wine and five Woodbine, And a big black Greyhound dug called Boab fae up oor close, alang oor street, And a lassy called Senga that works in the dairy she's been skelly ever since the Milanda boy, hit her on the heid wi' a breidboard, went tae join the parish

Three men fae Carntyne and a bottle a wine and five Woodbine, And a big black Greyhound dug called Boab fae up oor close, alang oor street, And a lassy called Senga that works in the dairy she's been skelly ever since the Milanda boy, hit her on the heid wi' a breidboard, went tae join the parish

AND IT WAS SHIIIIIIITE!