"Silent Night Sing Along" lyrics - BLINK-182

(Mark:) Can we turn off all the lights and have everyone bring up there lighters like it's a big rock show, please?
(Mark:) Everyone bring out your lighters 'cause I know you all smoke pot
(Mark:) Now I want you all to sing along with me...

Silent night
Holy night
All is calm
All is bright
'Round yon virgin
Mother and child
Holy infant
So tender and mild

(Mark:) Yay! It's Christmas!
(Tom:) Yeah! And where the hell are my presents?!?
(Mark:) Hey! If you're looking for last minute christmas ideas... I think a good gift to give a guy is an orgasm!
(Tom:) I want one of those in my stocking!