"Elmo Pimp Song" lyrics - CHEECH & CHONG

Sunny day chasing our cares away and making sure we stay the hell out of Elmo's way, 'cause hes one bad mother fucker, hes one bad mother fucker

Elmo pimps hos
Elmo pimps hos
Elmo pimps hos
And he'll pimp you too.

Unlike Snuffulumpus, Elmo maked the bitches huff and puff on his nuts
'Cause it's like that,
Hes a pimp from sesame street, fuck with Elmo and you might get beat
Like Cookie Monster got beat
'Cause he was playing cards with Elmo and he tried to cheat
But Elmo saw him trying to cheat
So he got out his seat, whipped out his meat and gave Cookie Monster a treat
Now that blue bitch is missing a few teeth
Now how many cookies can he eat?
None motha fucker 'cause he got busted in the motha fucking mouth Yeah!

Big Bird Big bird better check what you heard
I hear Big Bird wasn't down with the nerd
I told Elmo about that shit
Elmo made Big Bird suck his dick.
Then he hit him in the beak and said you weak you weak.
The Elmo said hey Big Bird get the fuck out the kitchen if you can't stand the heat
'Cause I'm the motha fuckin' pimp of sesame street!

Motha fucker... yeah