"Who Drank My Beer While I Was In The Rear" lyrics - DAVE BARTHOLOMEW

Who drank my beer while I was in the rear?
Who drank my beer while I was in the rear?
Somebody point me out that moocher
I'm gonna dislocate his future

I walked into this bar room
[Unverified] chalk
I ordered up a beer then I had to take a walk

While I was gone some no good John
Had drank up my last dime
I never thought a man
Could stoop to such a petty crime

Who drank my beer while I was in the rear?
Such stealin' calls for action
I'm demanding satisfaction

Now beer don't evaporate or skoot off like a fly
It don't got legs to walk away, that proves there was a guy
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Be honest with me boys point them thugs out to me