"Well, Did You Evah!" lyrics - DEBBIE HARRY

[Debbie:] I have heard, among this clan, you are called the forgotten man.
[Iggy:] is that what they're saying? well, did you evah!
[Both:] what a swell party this is!

[Iggy:] and have you heard the story of a boy, a girl, unrequited love?
[Debbie:] sounds like pure soap opera. I may cry.
[Iggy:] aw...
[Both:] what a swell party this is!

[Iggy:] what frails!
[Debbie:] what cocks!
[Iggy:] what broads!
[Debbie:] what jocks...
[Iggy:] what furs! they're beautiful!
[Debbie:] why, I've never seen such...
[Both:] yuppity!
[Debbie:] neither did i.
[Iggy:] it's all just too...
[Both:] swellegant!

[Debbie:] this french champagne...
[Iggy:] (domestic!)
[Debbie:] so good for the brain.
[Iggy:] that's what I was gonna say!
[Debbie:] well, you know you're a brilliant fellow.
[Iggy:] thank you, I am!
[Debbie:] hehe, drink up jim.

[Iggy:] so... have you ever been out to L.A. lately?
[Debbie:] well no, not recently.
[Iggy:] well, I went there and had a rent-a-car and all...
[Debbie:] oh, really?
[Iggy:] yeah and I got invited to Pia's house... Pia Zadora's house...
[Debbie:] really? oh.
[Iggy:] yeah.
[Debbie:] was it nice?
[Iggy:] well, I didn't... I didn't go!
[Debbie:] oh! hehe.
[Iggy:] it woulda been swell though!
[Debbie:] shoulda gone!
[Iggy:] it woulda been elegant!
[Debbie:] elegant.
Oh wait, look... look who's coming in now... can you believe it?
[Iggy:]...I hear they dismantled pickfair.
[Debbie:] they did.
[Iggy:] it wasn't elegant enough. hehe!
[Debbie:] yeah. probably full of termites.
[Iggy:] yeah.

[Both:]
It's great!
It's grand!
Wa wa wa wa wa wa wa wa wonderland!
La la la la la la la la la la la la la.
We sing so rare, like old camembert.

[Iggy:] have you heard the dying star - she got bit in the astar bar.
[Debbie:] sauced again! well, did you evah...
[Both:] what a swell party this is!

[Both:]
Have you heard?
It's in the stars.
Next july we collide with Mars.
Well did you evah!
What a swell party.
What a swell party.
What a swellegant elegant, (sm)party...

[Debbie:] smarty?
[Iggy:] party... yeah!
[Debbie:] a smarty party?
[Iggy:] I am! a smarty! I'm pretty smart!
[Debbie:] you are a smarty for coming to this party.
[Iggy:] yeah, that's right!
[Debbie:] well piss off.
[Iggy:] hehehe, that's good! I like that.