"De The Kiss (Skit)" lyrics - EMINEM

Eminem:
I'm gonna kill this bitch
I'm'a kill him
I'm going to fucking jail
'Cause I'm gonna kill this bitch

Dave:
Yo man

Eminem:
What

Dave:
I don't know
I gotta really really bad feelin' about this

Eminem:
Man would you shut the fuck up dave you always gotta bad feelin' man
That's her car right there

Dave:
Aight let me park

Eminem:
Just park

Dave:
I'm parkin!

Eminem:
Turn the car off dogg

Dave:
Aight

Eminem:
Aight we wait

Dave:
We wait for what

Eminem:
We wait till she comes out and then I'm gonna fuckin' kill her

Dave:
Man you ain't gonna kill no one
What the fuck did you bring that for

Eminem:
Man shut the fuck up dog
Just shut up, the fuckin' clip is empty

Dave:
Man don't point that shit at me

Eminem:
It's not even loaded bitch, look

Dave:
Dude, god I fuckin' hate it when you do that shit

Eminem:
Yeah but its funny as fuck

Dave:
Muthafucka I'm gonna kill you one of these days I swear

Eminem:
Gets you every time
Is that her?

Dave:
Where?

Eminem:
Right there mothafucka

Dave:
Ooh yeah

Eminem:
Aight get down get down

Dave:
Fuck, what you doing to her?

Eminem:
Get Down!

Dave:
What the fuck you want me to get under the car?

Eminem:
Yo, who she walkin' with

Dave:
How the fuck am I suppose to know, you told me to duck down

Eminem:
It's the fuckin' bouncer
Did she just kiss him

Dave:
I don't think so

Eminem:
Dogg she just fucken kissed him

Dave:
No she didn't

Eminem:
She's kissin' him

Dave:
No she's not

Eminem: Gets out car

Dave:
Oh shit

Eminem:
Come on

Screaming and Running