Are we supposed to shut up or talk... I'll cut your butt up and walk...
Around with my ass showing all over the fuckin' town
...Then You get done up in chalk
We ready... we ready... we ready... we ready?
Ready to hold it steady... Speakin' of hold it steady...
You can hold my nuts steady and then...
I can stick my dick in you like a machette... If you're a girl...
If you're a girl then you're my world... And I will kill anybody...
That means... you, her or him
It doesn't matter 'cause I'm Eminem
And I'm Slim... I'm also slim and your future's Whim
Ha ha... don't stop
D-12 y'all... yeah we bust it off the top
We get in that ass Preparation-H style
Knock more boots than that group H-Town (Booo)
Everybody tryina tell us to wait now
You look dumb as fuck... Like Puffy in his video on that breakdown (hahaha)
Tryin' to dance around
How the fuck it feel lock in hand set now
Sever your style... Divide and Parish
Part ish... when my cart is bustin' through this...
Wassup to Bizarre Kid
Targets get hit and liftoff
Here it is we bout to rip off
Lick shots... no time... we gettin' dick snot
Speakin' of lift off...
I'm blastin off... your ass is soft... so I'm startin to jack off
'Cause I'm so horny... and your lyrics are so corny
That they bore me and I woke up too late this morning
Or too early... wait a minute there goes Shirley...
The girly I fucked last year when her hair was curly
Couldn't remember it 'cause I was Infinite
And I met ken Kaniff in Connecticut
He said his predicits and pronouns and wanted to throw down
And he said "I like you'?...and then he walked up and said " let me snake bite
And I said hell no... kicked him with my shell toe...
Gave him a elbow... Ayo Proof...go...
Yo it's the D to the 1 - 2
What you wanna get done to...
Your chest plate... eradicate
Get your flesh ate... easily done... Here it is...
Freestyle... no need to write shit...'cause when we write shit
Y'all like to bite shit... that why street light up when we write stuff
It's time to be the champions at this... it's D-12
1-2 True crew... Slim Shady and Big proof
Knockin' over Igloos in Alaska when we blast ya
A massacre creator, one time for data
Darker than Vader... go anybody hot as the equator
It's time to get down one time for those that don't know us
Girls wanna blow us like Monica... Lewinsky
Come against me...
Go and see I'm an invincible MC
If you don't believe it then you wanna try to convince me
That you're doper than me... which we'll hope
You would hope to be... but hopefully I will rock globaly
And nationwide... that's why my ass is wide
That's why your ass just died on the passanger side...
Like a fuckin' ride... when it got shot up by a drive by
When I drove by [5x] and gave it five tries
And still missed it
I got a fuckin' mental illness a gentle stillness...
What I need is to do... what is need is smoke weed and brew
And... smoke brew? You don't smoke brew...
If you do I'll choke you and then I garauntee I'll out smoke you
You're crew's a joke too and I can stick my dick in a bitch and poke you...
Stick it in there... rock with my cock on sky rock
Knock ya eye out the sock...(sock)
Get..(get) yeah we come to rock...(it)
So don't get in the way 'cause we gon drop...(shit)
Now how you feel right now we bust yo... op...(tic)...(tock)
We lunatics with mics and we don't stop we come to rock
The dirty dozen is non-stop
To the top from tree tops to ewoks that pop Reeboks
And men with pre-ops
Yo now there is 3-Pac's
Master P... Thug Life and now it's 2pac
Get back to that one... here goes the rhyme that you dropped...
The rhyme that I dropped is stickin up IHOP
In high tops and walking around like a one eyed Cyclops
And you can't see me... I only got one eye and I can still see you
You can even give it a dumb try... If you're a dumb guy then come try this
But I rock the microphone with my flyness
So get off my jock... get of my cock... when I sky rock...it in sky
Rock... shit... bitch
Ayo... a lot of people always try to tell us... that we gona be better or
But me or slim yo you can't tell me...
You try to freestyle son we gon put these verses on your LP
Slow down with that old stuff... I heard the most of y'all is Mos Def
My LP... my whole LP... tha last one was screaming help me
You couldn't melt me if you was Vanilla Ice... Yo guess what...
Here I go with the lyrical miracle... spiritual spirital... you don't wanna hear
I rickety rock the micrphone
Don't do it don't do it 'cause that shit is stupid... I knew it
I take a beat and loop it... I take a beat and troop it
What the fuck did that mean... I don't know but I got phat jeans on
And I already said that but I don't know where my head's at
All I wanna do is go back to the hotel and know where my bed's at
Yo where's the beds at so we can relax and catch Ease
Y'all don't want none of tha dirty Deez
From the 3-1 its for the three of thirds
One third MC yo we smoke y'all like herbs
Under the curb early morn take it to born
Y'all get broke up... put back together...re-enacment
Some times you see this... you just a faggot
No need to tag it... wit more loot that Jimmy Swagart
Faggot... uh oh... was that homophobic...
But no one knows it... and I'm so homophobic
I won't even throw clothes in the Closet
Fuck it... I've lost it... I'm holocausted... see my face it's written all
This beer makes me wanna disappear this year
I'm so high I'm bout to die... and I'm so tired I'm bout to fry
You're so fired you're down
Hey... it's me... it's the hamster man...
Coming all the way from Amsterdam...
And I come to tell you all a little secret...
So you can...eat it...you got to grab your crackers
Quit spittin' your writ shit bitch I'll kill you and kick you
In your motherfuckin dick and your clit... you little pussy
Hermaphardite with no apettite
And you ain't rappin' right but you was taking rapid bites
Of my dick when you was on it... my brain is haunted
I walk up in a place in a t shirt wit my stains on it
But I don't give a damn... give a fuck... give a shit... give a hell
Give a piss give a dick give a lick
Yeah... live and direct it's us
You better back up...
You better back up before I jack off
Back off before I jack off
You better back off before he jack off (laughing)
You better back off before I jack off
Colder than Jack Frost... smack you across your face
While I'm still jackin off
Sittin' in the closet beatin' my shit
Ain't got nuttin else to do 'cause I'm thinkin' of a bitch
Wait a minute...oh shit she's here...
Come here little girl
What happened? (I dunno)
We stopped rappin' (Oh it's Clappin)
Gun clappin... and all I need is one napkin to wipe the cum off
When I come off with the drum off
Whatever the hell that meant... but I can still speak wit a accent
A French accent Excuse my French but
Suck my dick touche le le poo... uh... bitch
Bonjuor... I'm here with the cure... Oh yeah lets rock it for the drawer
Hey Em... how you doin' this is me... The Em jock... get off my...
Yo while you're spraying verbs... you ain't even fuckin' saying words
(THuuuG) Pronounce your words right... and you can ride around curbs
And bounce your hebrs tight
What the fuck?
Yo put another beat on before you get peed on
Hi... Hi... My name is...my name is... my name is...
Slim Shady... Slim Shady... Bitch you're little just like that Kim lady
And I'm in sky rock radio... the shadiest bro on the radio
But you don't hear me tho...