"Chinese Restaurant Skit" lyrics - FUGEES

[Customer:] Yo, let's go to this next Chinese-Muslim joint. We could get some shrimp fried rice and [make Salah] at the same time
[Customer:] Aight, cool
[Restaurant Guy:] (Humming) (Sings) You are not alone...
[Customer:] Ey yo, Ey yo Chang Wang, what's up
[Restaurant Guy:] I'll be right out. Right. Wait. One second. Okay, then. Fine. Your order
[Customer:] Lemme get, um, lemme get two of them beef fried rices over there. Lemme get a half a chicken wing. Don't put that little retarded leg in it -
[Restaurant Guy:] - Right -
[Customer:] - just cut that off. Don't put no onion in my white rice
[Customer:] Yo yo yo. I need four chicken wings fried hard
[Restaurant Guy:] What's this? Hold on? What's this? The two of you? At once? Okay, then. You want beef
[Customer:] No no no, we want beef to eat. We got no beef
[Customer:] I want four chicken wings fried hard, nigga, what the fuck is you talking 'bout
[Restaurant Guy:] All right. I'll kick your monkey asses my fucking self
[Customer:] Whoa whoa, what are you coming over the counter for?
[Restaurant Guy:] You think I open a restaurant in the middle of the hood and don't know what's going on? I fucking represent
[Customer:] I'll fuck you the fuck up
[Restaurant Guy:] I will avenge my brothers by representing and whooping your asses, word is bond
[Customer:] This ain't Channel 5, nigga, somebody gonna die
[Restaurant Guy:] Okay, then. I will show you Flying Fist of Judah.
[Customer:] You ain't gonna show me shit
[Restaurant Guy:] That's right
[Customer:] I'll show you these nuts
[Restaurant Guy:] You and you
[Customer:] Straight from Mortal Kombat
[Restaurant Guy:] You're just talking. Obviously the two of you are just bitch-ass niggers
[Customer:] Nigga, well then do something, you talking all your bullshit
[Customer:] So what's up, so what's up?
[Restaurant Guy:] All right. This is a Chinese restaurant, but like Burger King, have it your way.
[Punching noises]
[Customer:] Ah! This nigga here...