"Oh Katie" lyrics - GERI HALLIWELL

There was this girl
Who owned a pearl
Who always seemed...
She always daydreamed

She was lactosentolarent
And only ate tofu
She used the vegetables for table legs
As she was only 4 inches high
She was the inch high private girl
Who owned a pearl
Which was only 2mm in diamater!

She would complain
And moan
And always asked for loans