"Uncle Dave" lyrics - GUIDED BY VOICES

I believe I can't behave
I behave like Uncle Dave
I've got one foot in the grave
Thanks a lot to Uncle Dave

Uncle Dave
Raise your hand
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Uncle Dave
The words you've seen and heard

He is into hamster love
What the hell is hamster love

Uncle Dave
Raise your hand
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Uncle Dave
The words you've seen and heard

You are a pretty strange bird
And fun is for the??