"Divorce Song" lyrics - JASON MRAZ

The man who came to dinner I swear
He ate just about everything on his plate
Well he was my date
The lady who sat across from me she swore oh she thought she'd seen me before
And I reminded her of this particular guy

The guy she thought that I might be
Was the one eating everything sitting next to me
Funny I never knew she was blind
'Cause half the time my mind is off and running running for my life
Tripping out in the open
Half the time my heart can hardly stand it standing on it's own
Tripping over the ocean like a cold, cold stone
Just a cold, cold-hearted stone, stone

Well I never thought I'd ever want to see
A pretty woman in the where meant like that
Oh the clothes she wore
With her heart sewn on her shoulder
And I never thought I'd ever want to
Look into her eyes
And realize that I too might be blind

By god I'm just a son of a bitch who's blind
'Cause half the time my mind is off and running
Running for my life, tripping out in the open
But half the time
My heart can hardly stand it
Standing on it's own
It's tripping over the ocean
Like a cold, cold stone
Just a cold, cold-hearted stone, stone

Can anyone commit to an interesting
Relationship that's fit for two or more
You know that's up to you
Whether you're fit as a fiddle
There's something in the middle
Well it divides you and I
And it's love you, I love you, I love you,
I... lied to keep my fantasy alive
Well all my miracles have died
And now my pain is brown and dry
So it's bye bye, bye bye, bye
Bye cold, cold stone
Bye bye bye, bye bye, bye bye stone

You see I'm just a cold, cold-hearted
Stone, stone