"Double Chocolate Malted" lyrics - JONATHAN RICHMAN

Double chocolate malted
(Yeah, yeah, yeah)
No ma'am, a single is not enough, not enough, no
(No, no, no)
I want a double chocolate malted today
(Yeah, yeah, yeah)
I want that Horlicks brand of chocolate malted
(Yeah, yeah, yeah)
Yeah, I want two scoops!
(Yeah, yeah, yeah)
I don't want just a single
(No, no, no)

Double chocolate malted
(Yeah, yeah, yeah)
Double chocolate malted for me
(Yeah, yeah, yeah)
Double chocolate malted for me today
(Yeah, yeah, yeah)

I want chocolate malted with chocolate ice cream
(Yeah, yeah, yeah)
Don't use vanilla
(No, no, no)
Two scoops
And I want two things of Horlicks malted
(Yeah, yeah, yeah)

Double chocolate malted, thank you
(Yeah, yeah, yeah)
I don't want any maraschino cherries
Don't puts nuts on it
(No, no, no)
No nuts, no nuts
(No, no, no)

Ah, no whipped cream, either
(No, no, no)
No marshmallow
(No, no, no)
But lots of malt!
(Yeah, yeah, yeah)

Double chocolate malted
(Yeah yeah yeah)
Double chocolate malted today, thank you
(Yeah, yeah, yeah)
Double chocolate malted today
(Yeah, yeah, yeah)

Double chocolate malted
(Yeah, yeah, yeah)
Double chocolate malted
(Yeah, yeah, yeah)
Double chocolate malted today
(Yeah, yeah, yeah)

And I don't want any vanilla ice cream, no
(No, no, no)
Yeah, you already know about no nuts, right?
(Rambling chatter)