"Paris Hilton's Closet" lyrics - KESHA

My best friend Sarah went to Europe for the summer
My brother got kicked out of school, aw bummer
Julie-Anne got laid in the backseat of a hummer
And got arrested like Mel Gibson
I read in the trades that the NSYNC boy is..
No way

[Chorus:]
But I threw up in Paris Hilton's closet
I got drunk and totally lost it
When I woke up the first thing that I though of was
Oh my Kesha, those hot Jimmy Choos
Hey Paris, did I lose it on that pair too?

Celebutants work in the glamourazzi
Should have told my story to the tabloids, took the money
It takes a lot to get kicked out of those parties
And almost get arrested like Mel Gibson
I don't recall at all, but I got like fifty phone calls, Oh my God

[Chorus:]
But I threw up in Paris Hilton's closet
I got drunk and totally lost it
When I woke up the first thing that I though of was
Oh, no, no Kesha, those hot Gucci shoes (what'd you do?)
Hey Paris, did I lose it on that pair too?

[Bridge:]
Oh, of all the stupid things I've done
I'm the proudest of this bra
But this one's the best

I threw up in Paris Hilton's closet
I got drunk and totally lost it
When I woke up the first thing that I though of was
Oh my Kesha, those hot Jimmy Choos
And those Minolos and Pradas and Chloes and your sparkly dresses
Hey Paris, I saw the same stuff at Target
Hey Paris, what ya' gonna do?
What ya' gonna do, what ya' gonna do?
I totally lost it, la la la, oh, no boy I've lost it, la la la
Paris Hilton's closet

[Outro:]
I threw up in Paris Hilton's closet
I got drunk and totally lost it
When I woke up threw up in Paris Hilton's closet
I got drunk and totally lost it
Tra la la, tra la la la la la