"T For Texas" lyrics - MOLLY HATCHET

T for Texas T for Tennessee
T for Texas T for Tennessee
T for Thelma that gal that made a wreck out of me.
[Yodel]

If you don't want me, mamma, you don't have to call
If you don't want me, mamma, you don't have to call
'Cause I can get more women than a passenger train can haul.
[Yodel]

I'm gonna buy me a pistol just as long as I am tall
I'm gonna buy me a pistol just as long as I am tall
I'm gonna shoot poor Thelma just to see her jump and fall.
[Yodel]

I'm goin' where the water drinks like cherry wine
I'm goin' where the water drinks like cherry wine
'Cause that Georgia water tastes like turpintine.
[Yodel]

I'm goin' to buy me a shotgun with a big long shiny barrel
I'm goin' to buy me a shotgun with a big long shiny barrel
I'm goin' to shoot that lyin' dog that stole away my gal.
[Yodel]

Rather drink muddy water, sleep in a hollow log
Rather drink muddy water, sleep in a hollow log
Than to be in Atlanta-treated like a dirty dog.
[Yodel]