"Ho Ho Fucking Ho" lyrics - MONTY PYTHON

Ho ho fucking ho, what a crock of shit
We all work for Santa Claus, we've had enough, we quit
'Cause we do all the fucking work while he stars in the show
Stick ya christmas up your arse, ho ho fucking ho.

I'm Rudolph and I quit, just who's he think he is,
That little fat cunt's at back in the sleigh, cracking that fucking whip
And me stuck up the front with these other useless cunts
Stick ya christmas up your arse, ho ho fucking ho.

Ho ho fucking ho, what a crock of shit
We all work for Santa Claus, we've had enough, we quit
'Cause we do all the fucking work while he stars in the show
Stick ya christmas up your arse, ho ho fucking ho.

And what about us elves, we've had enough as well.
Working in that freezing factory cold as fucking hell
Working till we drop, with our bollocks brazing off.
Stick ya christmas up your arse, ho ho fucking ho.

Ho ho fucking ho, what a crock of shit
We all work for Santa Claus, we've had enough, we quit
'Cause we do all the fucking work while he stars in the show
Stick ya christmas up your arse, ho ho fucking ho.

I'm Santa Claus' wife, I know what he's really like
Sneaking into them little kids rooms he's a fucking pedophile.
A devious old drunk and I'm married to the cunt.
So stick ya christmas your arse, ho ho fucking ho.

Ho ho fucking ho, what a crock of shit
We all work for Santa Claus, we've had enough, we quit
'Cause we do all the fucking work while he stars in the show
Stick ya christmas up your arse, ho ho fucking ho.

Stick ya christmas your arse, ho ho fucking ho. [2x]