"I Bet You They Won't Play This Song On The Radio" lyrics - MONTY PYTHON

I bet you they won't play this song on the radio
I bet you they won't play this new **** song
It's not that it's **** or **** controversial
Just that ****ing words are awefully strong

You can't say **** on the radio
Or ****, or ****, or ****
You can't even say I'd like to **** you someday
Unless you're a doctor with a really large ****

So I bet you they won't play this song on the radio
I bet you they don't ****ing well program it.
I bet you those ****ing old program directors
Will think it's a load of horse ****