"The Black Knight" lyrics - MONTY PYTHON

[Arthur:]
You fight with the strength of many men, sir knight.
[...pause...]
I am Arthur, king of the Britons.
[...pause...]
I seek the finest and the bravest knights
To join me in my court at Camelot.
[...pause...]
You have proved yourself worthy. Will you join me?
[...pause...]
You make me sad. So be it. Come, Patsy.

[Black Knight:]
None shall pass

[Arthur:]
What?

[Black Knight:]
None shall pass

[Arthur:]
I have no qaurrel with you, good sir knight,
But I must cross this bridge.

[Black Knight:]
Then you shall die.

[Arthur:]
I command you, as king of the Britons, to stand aside!

[Black Knight:]
I move for no man.

[Arthur:]
So be it!!

[...FIGHTING...]
[...ARTHUR chops the BLACK KNIGHT's left arm off...]

[Arthur:]
Now stand aside, worthy adversary.

[Black Knight:]
'Tis but a scratch.

[Arthur:]
A scratch? Your Arm's Off!

[Black Knight:]
No, it isn't

[Arthur:]
Well, what's that, then?

[Black Knight:]
I've had worse!

[Arthur:]
You liar!

[Black Knight:]
Come on, you pansy!

[...fighting...]
[...ARTHUR chops the BLACK KNIGHT's right arm off...]

[Arthur:]
Victory is mine
[...Kneeling...]
We thank Thee Lord, that in Thy Mer-

[Black Knight:]
Hah!
[...KICK...]
Come On, Then

[Arthur:]
What?

[Black Knight:]
Have at you!
[...KICK...]

[Arthur:]
Eh... You're indeed brave, Sir Knight, but the fight is mine.

[Black Knight:]
Oh, had enough, he?

[Arthur:]
Look you stupid bastard, you've got no arms left.

[Black Knight:]
Yes I have.

[Arthur:]
Look!

[Black Knight:]
Just a flesh wound.
[...KICK...]

[Arthur:]
Look, stop that!

[Black Knight:]
Chicken!
[...KICK...]
Chickennnn!

[Arthur:]
Look, I'll have your leg.
[...KICK...]
RIGHT!
[...Whop...]
[...ARTHUR chops the BLACK KNIGHT's right leg off...]

[Black Knight:]
Right. I'll do you for that!

[Arthur:]
You'll what?

[Black Knight:]
Come here!

[Arthur:]
What are you going to do, bleed on me?

[Black Knight:]
I'm invincible!!

[Arthur:]
You're a looney.

[Black Knight:]
Te Black Knight always triumhps! Have at you! Come on, then.
[...WHOP...]
[...ARTHUR chops the BLACK KNIGHT's last leg off...]

[Black Knight:]
Oh...All right, we'll call it a draw.

[Arthur:]
Come, patsy.

[Black Knight:]
Oh. Oh, I see. Running away, eh? You yellow bastards!
Come back here and take what's coming to you!
I'll bite your legs off!!!!!!