"Off The Wall" lyrics - REDMAN
Eminem:
No matter what people say
I'm gon' keep rappin' this way
No matter what you may think
I'm gon' keep doin' my thing
Eminem:
I'm almost as famous as fat bald men
Decided to write songs to teach Mouseketeers to sing
I stick Britney Spears in a room full of mirrors
So she gets fifty years of bad luck (crash)
Causing terror to Christina Aguilera
When I grab her by the hair and drag her across the Sahara
Beware of this rap terrorist with a therapist
With a hair up his ass, like a rabbit crawled in his pants
Got a habit of holding Tylenol in his hands
Till it melts in his fuckin' palms and dissolves in his glands
(So who is it?) The fool who visit the playground
Wit' two biscuits to lay down the school district
Get pistol whipped wit a Mauseburg
Wit' a pistol grip and fed pitbull's shit
Sniff glue sticks, like I give two shits
If I get too rich, I just get sued
Redman:
Yo, I leave wit' no injure, after I blow four in ya
One handstand on top of yo' ninja
Crash it, (ERRRR) Doc stir the madness
Till y'all outta work like Tony Atlas
Walkin', cans in the laundry basket
America's most with the army after us
Fuck flossin', we take what's yours
A low fifteen like a ace in four
I'm outta work, but Doc laid them off
(Shit, the power's out) The tape is off
Yo, you targeted from arsonists
Papermate pens filled wit' arsenic
I got hoes that don't know what Prada is
Doc could shape up, touch your barber miss
Betty you wit a bloody blade
I turn rap camps into Crystal Lake
Fuck bitches face is what I'ma do
'Cause that what white boy Tano do
Eminem:
So how is everybody doin' tonight?
Hope you're in the mood to get drunk and scream in a fight
'Cause, uh, we gettin' down for the fuck of it
So suck my dick if y'all don't wanna bump to this
Off the wall
Redman:
Yo, so how is everybody feelin' tonight?
Hope you're in the mood to get rude and ill in a fight
'Cause, uh, we gettin' down for the fuck of it
So suck my dick if you don't wanna bump
Off the wall
Eminem:
No matter what people say
I'm gon' keep rappin' this way
No matter what you may think
I'm gon' keep doin' my thing
Redman:
Yo, you could buy Jaz spittin', hospital, son, admit it
Rip your lips off, kiss my ass wit' it
Slap bitches, got Marshall Mathers (printin')
Weed, X, and the acid tabs did it
I was happenin' wit' no rerun
Like Rob DeNiro when the heat come
My barrel hang out the Camaro
Aimed at the nose of them hoes it's hard to breathe from
Flash the gat, your town, bogardin'
Yo' wallet, your chain the main target
Beef is like cold engine, don't start it
Bust in the air and hit a airplane pilot
We clowned you, rap surround sounds around you
From Tenspeed and Brown Shoe
Doc and Eminem, cock the M & M
Blood flows with 2Pacalypse and them
Eminem:
It's like, Funk Doctor meets the punk rocker
Got the drugs stopped inside the lunch box (uh)
Pop junk, like I just got jumped
Popped the trunk and pulled out the shotgun pump
Knock wood, it's all good, thank God for Vodka
'Cause wit' my luck, I'll probably get shot by a stalker
Probably got a fanatic waitin' upstairs in the attic
Wit' a automatic callin' me up there
My man Stan wit' a gat in his hand
Stakin' my house out in a tan tinted sedan
He pull your mouth out till you can't finish a damn
Ham sandwich, or your can spinach and Spam
Till you gotta sip through a straw, shoplift through the mall
Pictures of me on my mom's living room wall
Hey, ma, maybe I'll give you a call
Psych, you fuckin' bitch, suck a dick and two balls
I'm givin' you all my job descrip'
Which is, to piss bitches and priests off with this
Pop more pills than police officers
Arrive at the scene and pull me off of Kim
Teeth off my dick, hands off my balls
But y'all can kiss my ass, pants off and all
'Cause I'm so goddamn off the wall
I might as well as be a painting smashed on the floor
Redman:
So how is everybody feelin' tonight?
Hope you're in the mood to get rude and ill in a fight
'Cause, uh, we gettin' down for the fuck of it
So suck my dick if you don't wanna bump to this
Off the wall
Eminem:
So how's everybody doin' tonight?
Hope you're in the mood to get drunk and scream in a fight
'Casue, uh, we gettin' down for the fuck of it
So suck my dick if y'all don't wanna bump to this
Off the wall
Eminem:
No matter what people say
I'm gon' keep rappin' this way
No matter what you may think
I'm gon' keep doin' my thing
No matter what people say
I'm gon' keep doin' my thing
No matter, oh