"A Bag Of Weed" lyrics - SETH MACFARLANE

Stewie: Now, everybody gather round and listen if you would
When I tell you every person needs a way of feeling good
Every kitty needs a ball of string and every dog a stick
Stewie and Brian: But all you need is a bag of weed to really get a kick
All: One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight
A bag o' weed, a bag o' weed
Oh, everything is better with a bag o' weed
It's the only help that you'll ever need
Because everything is better with a bag o' weed
Stewie: There you go. You're all getting it now
Ensemble: When Texas people wanna feel good
Stewie: They go assault a queer
Ensemble: When stupid people need a thrill
Stewie: They rent The Rocketeer
Ensemble: When Michael Jackson needs a rush
Stewie: He humps a guy like me
Ensemble: Right
All: But all we need is a bag o' weed to keep us worry free
One, two, three, ho
A bag o' weed, a bag o' weed
Oh, everything is better with a bag o' weed
No, you don't need meth and you don't need speed
Because everything is better with a bag o' weed
Stewie: Have a go, Brian
Brian: As Mr. H. L. Mencken said, "The common man's a fool"
Stewie: And just like Helen Keller said, "Poof do kee dee poh pool"
Brian: But try and use your heads and don't buy into all the fear
All: Hey
Because all we need is a bag o' weed
To make us wanna cheer
And one, two
A bag o' weed, a bag o' weed
Oh, everything is better with a bag o' weed
You can try and fight, but we're all agreed
Because everything is better with a bag o' weed
One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight
And a one, two, three, four
And a five, and a six, and a seven. Oh
A bag o' weed, a bag o' weed
Oh, everything is better with a bag o' weed
You're a happy guy when you plant the seed
Because everything is better with a bag
O'
Weed
Oh, everything is better with a bag of weed