"This House Is Freakin' Sweet" lyrics - SETH MACFARLANE

Servants:
We only live to kiss your ass

[Spoken:]
Sebastian: Kiss it? Hell, we'll even wipe it for you

Servants:
From here on in, it's Easy Street

[Spoken:]
Peter: Any bars on that street?
Sebastian: 24 happy hours a day
Peter: Oh, boy!

Servants:
We'll stop Jehovah's at the gate

[Spoken:]
Guard: Can I see that pamphlet, sir?

Peter:
My God, this house is freakin' sweet

Chef:
I make brunch, Clive cooks lunch, each and every day
Blake:
Chocolate cake, a la Blake
Peter:
Hundred bucks, Blake is gay
Servants:
We'll do the best we can with Meg

[Spoken:]
Meg: Are you saying I'm ugly?
Servant: It doesn't matter, dear, you're rich now

Servants:
We'll do your nails and rub your feet

[Spoken:]
Lois: Oh, that's not neces - oh, my

Servants:
We'll do your homework every night

[Spoken:]
Chris: It's really hard

Sebastian:
That's why we got that Stephen Hawking guy

Peter:
My God, this house is freakin' sweet
Used to pass lots of gas
Lois ran away
Now we've got thirty rooms
Hello, beans, goodbye, spray
Servants:
We'd take a bullet just for you

[Spoken:]
Stewie: Oh, what a coincidence, I've got one
Lois: Stewie!

Servants:
Prepare to suck that golden teat
Now that you're stinking rich
We'll gladly be your bitch
Peter:
My God, this house is
All:
Freakin' sweet!
Welcome!