"All The Livelong Day / Hey Somebody" lyrics - STEPHEN SCHWARTZ

WOMAN
I hear
America singing...

MAN (spoken)
God, is it Monday already?

ALL WOMEN
I hear...

WOMAN (spoken)
How could it be Monday? Wasn't yesterday Monday?

SINGERS
The varied carols I hear
(America singing...)

MAN (shouting)
Honey! Is it Monday?

ALL
The mason singing...
The waitress singing...
The farm worker singing
The car hiker singing
The fireman singing
Each one singing
The checker
The trucker
The hooker
The housewife
I hear
America singing...
America singing...

MIKE
Hey somebody, don'cha wanna hear
The story of my life?
One of them movie companies
T.V. documentaries
Won'cha come and ask me please...
And pay me a million dollars
To tell you what I do at the store
'Cause if you pay me a million dollars
I wouldn't gotta go and do it no more

MEN (as if counting off)
One...
Two...
Three...
Four...

Just like the song say
All the livelong day
Everybody done know that song
Working for a living the whole day long
All the livelong day...

WOMEN
Hey somebody, won'cha turn your head
Take a look my way?
I'm gettin' old and I tell you
Gettin' old ain't nothin' new

MEN
Stuck again with you know who -

WOMEN
You know who -

MEN
Me and my old pal Monday
Y'know rain or shine he'll be showin'

WOMEN
Monday, hey...

MEN
Me and my old pal Monday

WOMEN
It's back again

ALL
And another cup of coffee,
Get the juices flowin' and it's
One... two... three... get goin'!
Just like the song say
All the livelong day
Everybody done know that song
Working for a living the whole day long
All the livelong day...

[Dance Break]

ALL
Just like the song say
All the livelong day
Just like the song say
All the livelong day
Everybody done know that song
Working for a living the whole day long
All the livelong...
DAY!

ALL
Hey, somebody, don'cha wanna hear
The story of my life?
One of them movie companies
T.V. documentaries
Won'cha come and ask me
Please...