"Beelzeboss (The Final Showdown) (Clean)" lyrics - TENACIOUS D

"Beelzeboss (The Final Showdown) (Clean)"

I am complete!

[Tenacious D (Both):]

Yes, you are stuck
So out of luck!
Now I'm complete and my jock you will pluck!
This world will be mine
And you're first in line!
You brought me the pick and now you shall both die!

[Tenacious D:]
[JB:] Wait, wait, wait, you mothertrucker!
We challenge you to a rock-off
Give us one chance to rock your socks off

Dang! Drat!
Fudge, the demon code prevents me
From declining a rock off challenge!
What are your terms?
What's the catch?

[Tenacious D:]
[JB:] If we win
You must take your sorry butt back to hades
And also you will have to pay our rent

And what if I win?

[Tenacious D:]
[JB:] Then you can take Kage back to hell
[KG:] What!?
[JB:] Trust me Kage, it's the only way!
[KG:] What are you talking about?
[JB:] To be your little boy

Let the rock off begin, ha ha ha!
I'm the devil
I love metal!
Check this riff
It's hot and tasty!
I'm the devil I can do what I want
Whatever I've got I'm gonna flaunt!
There's never been a rock off that I've ever lost!
I can't wait to take Kage back to hell
I'm gonna fill him with my hot demon gel!
I'll make him squeal like my scarlet pimpernel!

[Tenacious D:]
[JB:] No! C'mon Kage, bring the thunder!
[KG:] There's just no way that we can win, that was a masterpiece
[JB:] Listen to me-
[KG:] He rocks too hard because he's not a mortal man
[JB:] Galldurnit Kage!
He gonna make you his best slave
You're gonna gargle mayonnaise
[KG:] No
[JB:] Unless we bust a massive monster mama-jam
[KG:] Dude, we've been through so many things.
[JB:] Deactivated lasers with a trick
[Both:] Now it's time to blow this devil down!
[JB:] C'mon Kage now it's time to blow doors down
[KG:] I hear you Jables now it's time to blow doors down
[JB:] Light up the stage 'cause it's time for a showdown
[KG:] We'll bend you over then we'll take you to brown town
[Both:] Now we've got to blow this devil down
[KG:] He's gonna take me if we do not blow doors down!
[JB:] C'mon Kage 'cause it's time to blow doors down!
[KG:] Ooh...
We'll pile-drive ya!
It's time for the smackdown!
[JB:] Hey Antichrist-er, Beelzeboss
We know your weakness, our rocket sauce!
We rock the casbah and blow your mind
We will defeat you for all mankind
You hold the scepter
We hold the key
You are the devil
We are the D
We are the D, we are the D, we are the D, we are the D
We are the D, we are the D, we are the D, we are the D
We are the D, we are the D, we are the D, we are the D
We are the D, we are the D, we are the D, we are the D
We are the D!

You guys are freakin' lame!
Come on Kage, you're comin' with me!
Taste my lightning, truckers!

[Tenacious D:]
[JB:] No!

Ow, shucks!
You broke my horn!
Oh no!

[Tenacious D:]
[JB:] From whence you came you shall remain
Until you are complete again!

Curse you Kage and curse you Jables!
I'll get you Tenacious D!