"Sasquatch" lyrics - TENACIOUS D

There were some scientists
Tryin' to figure out the sasquatch riddle
Then they figured out it was a missing link

In search of sasquatch - That was a kick ass In search of...
With Leonard nimoy kicking out the jams Hauwww

He captured imaginations of people all around the globe
His name was sasquatch so I am told

His legend's ancient in the ancient scribe
Of the Indian tribe (apache tribe)

Scientists have proven that the sasquatch he is real
Take a look at the plaster cast of his foot now you know he's real
Listen real close to the audio tape not human now you know he's real
Couldn't be a man in gorilla suit no fuckin' way now you know he's real
Real real real-real real real really-real real

[KG:] Don't take this personally, 'cause it's not about your playing
[JB:] No Dude, your drumming is kick-ass. It's just that the D it's always just been me and KG
KG: And we're just not comfortable being a power trio. I hope there's no hard feelings

Sasquatch (Sasquatch)
We know your legend's real
Sasquatch (Sasquatch)
We know your love is real
Sasq-oh-uh-eww-ah-atch (Sasquatch)

You and Tenacious D... are... reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeal

[Sasquatch:] Tell Tenacious D They were kick-ass
[Guy:] And who should I tell them said that
[Sasquatch:] Tell them it was Sasqua- Tell them it was a friend.
[Guy:] OK

[JB:] Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey

[Sasquatch:] You know what... you better tell them it was Sasquatch. They won't know what friend you're talking about.
[Guy:] Ok, Sure.
[Sasquatch:] See ya.