"Old Mr. Heffer" lyrics - 4 NON BLONDES

Stumbled my way on the darkest afternoon
I got a beer in my hand
And I'm draggin' a stoagie too
The back of my brain is tickin' like a clock
I simmer down gently but boil on what the fuck
Get back 'cause I'm feelin' good tonight
Get back 'cause I'm feelin' right, uh-huh
Trouble is a word that starts with a capital T
An' I refer myself to the word 'cause I'm so keen
Little do they know I'm struttin' such a style
It makes the trouble in me all worth the while
Get back 'cause I'm feelin' good tonight
Get back well I'm feelin' right
There goes Billy and Susie walkin' hand 'n hand
Well I quickly caught up slurring yo what's the plan
They had fear in their eyes and bellies that ran like dogs
Well I barrelled down laughing screaming Susie
You forgot your clogs
Well, Old Mr. Heffer
I'm really pleased to meet you
I didn't mean to scare your blue-eyed child
But Billy didn't talk to me
And Susie wouldn't look at me
It made me so doggone crazy
I had to chase them for a mile
All I wanted was change for a buck
Well I'm back and I'm feelin' good tonight
Well I'm back and I'm feelin' right
Well I'm back and I'm feelin' good tonight
Well I'm back and I'm feelin' right
Jesus