"You Ain't Dolly (And You Ain't Porter)" lyrics - ASHLEY MONROE

ASHLEY MONROE
"You Ain't Dolly (And You Ain't Porter)"

[Shelton:] You ain't Dolly
[Monroe:] And you ain't Porter
[Shelton:] She's a little bit fuller
[Monroe:] And you're a whole lot shorter
[Both:] Let's dance all night and fill the jukebox full o' quarters
[Shelton:] 'Cause you ain't Dolly
[Monroe:] No, and you ain't Porter

[Monroe:] Well, I noticed you right off the bat in those cowboy boots
[Shelton:] Who couldn't help but see you in that rhinestone suit?
[Monroe:] That's 'cause I'm the reigning queen of karaoke night
[Shelton:] Well, if I get drunk enough to sing, hell, I just might
[Monroe:] Hey now, don't you worry, cowboy, 'cause I'll get you through
[Shelton:] We'll sing a cheating song just like they used to do

[Shelton:] 'Cause you ain't Dolly
[Monroe:] And you ain't Porter
[Shelton:] She's a little bit fuller
[Monroe:] And you're a whole lot shorter
[Both:] Let's drink all night and fill the jukebox full o' quarters
[Shelton:] 'Cause you ain't Dolly
[Monroe:] No, and you ain't Porter

[Monroe:] You'll probably see me country singin' on The Voice someday
[Shelton:] Yeah, and I'm the guy they wrote about in Fifty Shades o' Grey
[Monroe:] Why don't you come on back to my place, and you can have your way?
[Shelton:] Well, baby, that sounds temptin', but I just can't stay
[Monroe:] Oh, we won first prize, cowboy, let's just split the dough
[Shelton:] Honey, I will always love you, but we'll never know

[Shelton:] 'Cause you ain't Dolly
[Monroe:] And you ain't Porter
[Shelton:] She's a little bit fuller
[Monroe:] Yeah, and you're a whole lot shorter
[Both:] We danced all night: filled the jukebox full o' quarters
[Shelton:] You ain't Dolly
[Monroe:] And you ain't Porter
[Shelton:] No, you ain't Dolly
[Monroe:] And you ain't Porter