"My Pet Sally" lyrics - BLINK-182

I'm going to want to see myself with someone too
Friends I don't pay are friends I never knew
So I took the chance and got some help from a few
A long and skinny friend to talk to

[Chorus 1:]
Because I have the time and the liberty
To play with my new pet Sally
Please don't go away, Sally please

No more lonely showers and uneaten foods
My salamander has hygiene too
And he thinks of me the way I think of you
The only next step: for him to say I do

[Chorus 2:]
'Cause I have the time and the liberty
To play with my new pet Sally
I love you

[Outro:]
Sally please don't go away
I won't be living in yesterday
The lonely nights
Getting beat up by gays in bar fights