"Somebody Get My Mom" lyrics - BOWLING FOR SOUP

[Intro:]
Woke up today
In a van
Traded my pillow
For a Miller Lite can
And in two more days
I lose the guitar
That I hawked

Slurped down a beer
Then one more
Twelve ounces later
I was outside your door
And the pebble I threw
Was probably more like a rock

[Pre-Chorus:]
Then I fell
Skinned my knee
Broke my glasses
Got stung by a bee
I lost my wallet
And my car keys too
And to make matters worse
I'm coming down with the flu

[Chorus:]
Somebody get my mom
Because I think something's broken again
And I don't want to be just friends
I said thanks for the ride
I'll just limp back inside
Because I don't want you to see me cry
I just want my mom
Somebody get my mom
I just want my mom
Get my mom

Authorities came
I guess I was gone
Next thing you know
I'm passed out on the lawn
And boy did I wake up fast
With a rotwiller's tounge in my mouth
Wrote you a note
But it got soaked
When I went deep sea fishing
And I fell out of the boat
And got caught on the trout line
And wasn't found for three days

[Pre-Chorus:]
Then I fell
Skinned my knee
Broke my glasses
Got stung by a bee
I lost my wallet
And my car keys too
And to make matters worse
I'm coming down with the flu

[Chorus:]
Somebody get my mom
Because I think something's broken again
And I don't want to be just friends
I said thanks for the ride
I'll just limp back inside
Because I don't want you to see me cry
I just want my mom
Somebody get my mom
I just want my mom
Get my mom

[Post-Chorus:]
M, o, m-m-y
She makes me cobbler
'Cause I hate pie
She coached baseball when we needed her
We lost every game but to her came in first
And I'm so glad that she met my dad
I wouldn't be here if she never had
Let's go!

[Solo]

[Bridge:]
I guess this is it
The end of the song
Just my luck
Nobody sang along
I guess I'll put this guitar down
And take the mongoose back home

[Chorus:]
Somebody get my mom
Because I think something's broken again
And I don't want to be just friends
I said thanks for the ride
I'll just limp back inside
Because I don't want you to see me cry
I just want my mom
(I just want my mom)
Somebody get my mom
(Somebody get my mom)
I just want my mom
(I just want my mom)
Get my mom

[Outro:]
M, o, m-m-y!