"Bloat On" lyrics - CHEECH & CHONG

"Bloat On"
(Tommy Chong / Richard Marin / Marvin Willis)

(Bloat, bloat on)
Ladies and gentlemen
Will you please welcome
(Bloat, bloat on)
The Fabulous Bloaters

(Bloat, bloat, bloat on)
(Bloat on, bloat on)

And my name is Leroy
And I love a hamburger
That's nice and juicy

A hamburger that gets on
Everything and everybody
A burger with nice, soft
Warm browm buns

Covered with mustard and relish
And ketchup dripping on down
Lots of onions and mayonnaise

What's that you said, honey
Hold the pickle
Hold the lettuce
Say, baby, hold your mouth
I want it my way

And if you want my way
All you got to do is
Mmm, take my hand
Come with me, baby
To Burger Land

Let me show you
How good it can be
Eating burgers with me

(Bloat, bloat on)
Get me another burger, baby
See, I'm sick, I gotta eat
(Bloat on, bloat on)
I got Dunlap's disease
That's where I eat so much
(Bloat, bloat, bloat on)
My belly done lapped over my belt
Oh, yeah (bloat on, bloat on)

Ice Cream
And my name is Sugar
And I love all the
Flavors of the world

I like chocolate and vanilla
And mocha but, ooh
My favorite is licorice

But I also like pistachio
And strawberry and raspberry
And boysenberry and berry berry

Mmm, baby, if y'all wanna
Share some sugar with Sugar
Just reach out

Ooh, take my hand
Come with me, baby
To Sugar Land

Let me show you
How good it can be
Eating sweet things with me

(Bloat, bloat on)
Oh, no, baby
Don't show me that
I can't eat that
(Bloat on, bloat on)
'Cause I'm on a seafood diet
That's everything I see, I eats
(Bloat, bloat, bloat on)

So take it on ov... well
Bring it back on over here
(Bloat, bloat on)
Maybe I'll just have a few licks

Chow Mein
Andah my name ah Lawwy
And I like-a Chow Mein that ah
Haveah everything all over everything

A real house special
You know, ah,
Foo ap, ah, chow siu, ah,
Seow gay, ah,
Chum chayogung, howaya guma,
Dum sum-ah, hay gow, yung cow,
Fresh vegetabow and cawwots

Also, I like a sweet and sour
Number two combo wiffa
Two 7-Uppee
And, baby, if you like that
Hey, baby, you come on down
Yeah, you come on down
Let me take you to Chinatown

Let me show you
How good it can be
Eating Chinese food with Larry

Hamburger, ice cream
Chow Mein, ha ha ha ha
(Burp) Bromo Seltzer