"Dave" lyrics - CHEECH & CHONG

[Soft knocks at the door]
[Chong:] Who is it?
[Cheech:] It's me, Dave. Open up, man, I got the stuff.
[More knocks]
[Chong:] Who is it?
[Cheech:] It's me, Dave, man. Open up, I got the stuff.
[Chong:] Who?
[Cheech:] It's, Dave, man. Open up, I think the cops saw me come in here.
[More knocks]
[Chong:] Who is it?
[Cheech:] It's, Dave, man. Will you open up, I got the stuff with me.
[Chong:] Who?
[Cheech:] Dave, man. Open up.
[Chong:] Dave?
[Cheech:] Yeah, Dave. C'mon, man, open up, I think the cops saw me.
[Chong:] Dave's not here.
[Cheech:] No, man, I'm Dave, man.
[Sharp knocks at the door]
[Cheech:] Hey, c'mon, man.

[Chong:] Who is it?
[Cheech:] It's Dave, man. Will you open up? I got the stuff with me.
[Chong:] Who?
[Cheech:] Dave, man. Open up.
[Chong:] Dave?
[Cheech:] Yeah, Dave.
[Chong:] Dave's not here.
[Cheech:] What the hell? No, man, I am Dave, man. Will you...
[More knocks]
[Cheech:] C'mon! Open up the door, will you? I got the stuff with me, I think the cops saw me.
[Chong:] Who is it?
[Cheech:] Oh, what the hell is it... c'mon. Open up the door! It's Dave!
[Chong:] Who?
[Cheech:] Dave! D-A-V-E! Will you open up the goddam door!
[Chong:] Dave?
[Cheech:] Yeah, Dave!
[Chong:] Dave?
[Cheech:] Right, man. Dave. Now will you open up the door?
[Chong:] Dave's not here