"I Wish You Were A Beer" lyrics - CYCLE SLUTS FROM HELL

Hey there poseur
You look pretty stupid to me
Hey there poseur
I'm broke & it's half-past three
Hey there poseur
I wish you were a beer!

I wish you were a beer
Can't breathe with all this Aqua Net
I wish you were a beer! (shut up)

Hey there poseur
You look pretty stupid to me
Hey there poseur
All dressed like a wanna-be
Hey there poseur
Creeping towards the door
Hey there poseur
I wish you were a beer1

I wish you were a beer
I need a machete just to get to your face
I wish you were a beer! (shut up)

Hey dude...
Are you in a band ?
Ya look good! #!!**##???
Hey forget abou' !!!###***!!!???
I wish you were a beer!