"Zipolite" lyrics - DAN STUART

Over the mountain they say there's beach
With two deserted islands just out of reach
Oh yeah... uh huh

And down from Seattle there came a surfing dude
With a head full of voices and a stomach full of 'ludes
Oh no... oh no

One day he went a swimming way out past the break
To the black island he had a deal to make
Oh yeah... uh huh

If you seek salvation well never mind the lord
My thoughts will always guide you this machete is your sword
Oh no... oh no

All these hippies camping they're nude in the sand
Doing yoga in the moonlight and chanting to the band
Oh yeah... uh huh

Sacrifice by morning and take their money too
Buy yourself a burger it'll taste better than you knew
Oh no... oh no

Now he lives in Puerto and he rents his fins and boards
He's always got a smile he believes he's the lord
Oh yeah... uh huh

He keeps that machete handy and he's waiting for the day
The voices say they're hungry they need to get paid
Oh no... not again