"Feeling My Age" lyrics - DAVE CHAPPELLE
I'm old. I'm 44 now. Right. It's the first time in my life I've ever started to physically feel my age. You can- It's tough, man. You know how I know I'm getting old? This is embarrassing, but... I was in my hotel room. I was- I'm not gonna lie, I was jerking off. And I was really sweating it out. And this is when I knew I was old. I just gave up in the middle like nothing even happened. I don't like looking at my dick anymore. My dick looks distinguished. It's old. An old-looking dick. It's got salt-and-pepper hair all around it. My dick looks like Morgan Freeman in the '90s. Without the dots. My dick narrates, "Dave pulled me out and started jerking me around. Jerking me around. But not with the same vigor as when he was young. He and I both knew nothing was coming out."
Equanimity & The Bird Revelation (2018)
- Make America Wait Again
- The Fishbowl
- Growing Up Poor Around White People
- How'd Everyone Get So Sensitive
- I'll Say It For Everyone Else
- Feeling My Age
- High People Ideas
- I Know The Game Now
- The Media On Trump
- Emmett Till
- Cold Opening
- Who's Next?
- This Could Happen To Any Of Us
- Fearless
- Newsworthy Nuts / Tone Deaf?
- Brittle Spirit
- I Was Right Once
- Truth And Reconciliation
- The Joys Of Being Wrong
- The Upside Down
- Heroic Moment
- Iceberg Slim
- The Bird Revelation
- Equanimity