"Mass Nerder" lyrics - DESCENDENTS

Don't got no goatee
Don't got no tattoo
Don't got no nose ring
Don't wanna be like you

See I got these glasses
So I'll never be cool
Always get my ass kicked
When I get to school

Don't worry about an image
Don't got no attitude
I know I won't get laid
If I won't be like you

Don't got no biceps
Don't got no pecs
But I'll read you under the table
With my thick specs

See I got these glasses
So they kick my ass
But I'll kick their asses
When I get to class

I got these glasses
So I can't wear shades
But I'll kick their asses
I'll get good grades

Gonna kick their asses in class
Gonna kick their asses in class
Gonna kick their asses in class
Gonna get good grades

I can't get with the times
Can't spout the party line
Don't know what the scene's about
Don't tell me to mellow out

Don't got no goatee
No fucking safety pin
No, I ain't no junkie
Don't got no heroin

Don't got no stylish notion
Don't wanna live by the ocean
Just wanna be myself
All you posers go to hell

Gonna kick their asses in class
Gonna kick their asses in class
Gonna kick their asses in class
Gonna get good grades

Asses in class
Asses in class
Asses in class

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We must read
We must read
We must read

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