"The Flying Saucer Parts 1 & 2" lyrics - DICKIE GOODMAN

[Part 1]

[Instrumental intro (Joe Turner "Shake, Rattle & Roll")]

[Announcer:]
We interrupt this record to bring you a special bulletin.
The reports of a flying saucer hovering over the city have been confirmed.
The flying saucers are real.

Too real when I feel
What my heart can't conceal
[The Platters "The Great Pretender"]

[Announcer:]
That was The Clatters recording, too Real.
We switch you now to our on the spot reporter downtown.

C'mon baby let's go downtown
[Frankie Lymon & The Teenagers "I Want You To Be My Girl"]

[Announcer:]
Take it away John Cameron Cameron.

[Reporter:]
This is John Cameron Cameron downtown.
Pardon me madam, would you tell our audience what would you do if the saucer were to land?

Jump back in the alley
[Little Richard "Long Tall Sally"]

[Reporter:]
Thank you and now the thin gentleman there.

What I'm gonna do, is hard to tell
[Fats Domino "Poor Me"]

[Reporter:]
And the gentleman with the guitar, what would you do, sir.

Just take a walk down lonely street
[Elvis Presley "Heartbreak Hotel"]

[Reporter:]
Thank you. We return you now....SCR-EE-EE-CH

[Brak:]
This is Brak your outer space disc jockey with a request for Earth.

Earth angel, earth angel
[The Penguins "Earth Angel"]

[Announcer:]
That was The Pelicans outer space recording, Earth.
I've just been handed a bulletin.
The flying saucer has just landed.
Weswitch you again downtown.

[Reporter:]
Here we are again.
We have with us Professor Sir Cedric Pentingmode of the British Institute and the professor is approaching the saucer to see if there's possibly any sign of life aboard.

[Sir Cedric:]
Well I'm sure something... are you there?

I hear you knocking, but you can't come in
[Smiley Lewis "I Hear You Knockin'"]

[Announcer:]
That was Laughing Lewis' record, Knocking.

[Reporter:]
This is John Cameron Cameron on the spot.
And now I believe we're about to hear the words of the first spaceman ever to land on Earth.

A wop bob alumop balop bam boom
[Little Richard "Tutti Frutti"]

[Announcer:]
And now here are the ball scores.
Four to three, six to two, and eight to one.
The impact of seeing the first spaceman has this reporter reeling.

Here I go reeling, uh-oh, uh-oh
[The Platters "The Magic Touch"]

[Announcer:]
That was The Clatters again with their big one, Uh-Oh.

[Reporter:]
This is John Cameron Cameron again downtown.
The spaceman has returned to his ship and is taking off.
We return you now to our studios.
The flying saucer has gone.
There is no threat of an invasion.
However, the flying saucers are still around.

Still around
[The Platters "The Great Pretender"]

[Part 2]

Ba-ba, ba-ba-ba, ba-ba-ba-ba-ba

[Announcer:]
We are not going to interrupt this record.
Ba-ba, ba-ba-ba, ba-ba-ba-ba-ba

[Announcer:]
Yes, we are.
The flying saucer has landed again.

[Washington:]
The Secretary of Defense has just said

Ain't that a shame
[Fats Domino "Ain't That A Shame"]

[Announcer:]
That was Skinny Dynamo's record, That's A Shame.

[Reporter:]
This is John Cameron Cameron, part two.
Gathered around me are several of the spacemen.
Tell us, have you come to conquer the world?

[Alien:]
#[*%/ *=#.?) =j*#*% =#.?)=j*#*% =#.?)=*#*#'~*

[Reporter:]
And now would you repeat that in English?

Don't want the world to have and hold
[Don Cherry "Band Of Gold"]

[Heckler:]
Hey, why don't you go back where ya came from?

Don't be angry and drive me away
[Nappy Brown "Don't Be Angry"]

[Reporter:]
We return you now to our studios.

[Announcer:]
Here is a news item from Washington.
The president has just issued a statement to the spacemen and we quote:

You can do anything
But lay off of my blue suede shoes
[Carl Perkins "Blue Suede Shoes"]

[Announcer:]
That was Pa Gherkin's record, Shoes.
We switch you again downtown.

[Reporter:]
This is John Cameron Cameron downtown.
Professor Sir Cedric of the British Institute, tell us how were the saucers able to land?

[Sir Cedric:]
Well, you see...

The motor cooled down
The heat went down
[Chuck Berry "Maybelline"]

[Announcer:]
That was Huckle Berry's recording, The Moter Cooled Down.

[Reporter:]
This is John Cameron Cameron again.
I believe the spaceman has a final parting word.

See you later alligator
[Bill Haley "See You Later Alligator"]

[Reporter:]
We return you now to our studios.

[Announcer:]
The spacemen have gone again but look to the skies.
The saucers will always be there.

Always be there
[The Platters "My Prayer"]

[Brak:]
Good bye Earth people.