"Kinky Hypocrite" lyrics - DRIVE-BY TRUCKERS

Hot-blooded, bible-thumping cash on the barrel, honey, private jets and drunk CEOs
From Pentecostal denim to highfalutin linens, empty pockets line the deepest egos
It's a tricky navigation from the wanting to the having all the needs of a kinky hypocrite
The greatest separators of fools from their money party harder than they'd like to admit

Ain't it always you know who's boots scooting up a goose stepping rhythm to a simpler time
Quickest on the stick when the call of nature hits, shuffle shoeing to a pissy Florsheim
Every slope is slippery with a little something lacy 'tween your business and your poly wool blend
The greatest separators of fools from their money party harder than they'd like to admit

Book tours, miracle cures, affirmation and the end times immanence
Low-hanging, headline-grabbing ring masters and imaginary elephants
Con~dem~Nation all at once or making payments on a daily syndicated hissy fit
The greatest separators of fools from their money party harder than they'd like to admit