"So Much Better" lyrics - EMINEM

EMINEM
"So Much Better"
(Marshall Mathers / Luis Resto)

Pick up the god dang phone

Bitch where the fuck were you Tuesday?
With who you say?
I wasn't at the studio
Bitch what'd you do, screw Dre?
You went there looking for me?
Ooh, that excuse is too lame
Keep playing me you're gonna end up with a huge goose egg

You fake, lying slut you never told me you knew Drake
Que Lupe? You want to lose two legs
You try to flip this on me?
If I spent more time with you, you say
"Ok yeeah, I'm coo-coo, hey?" Well, screw you

And I'd be the third person who screwed you today
Oh, four? Dre, Drake, Lupe? Ooh touche
You were too two-faced for me
Thought you was my number one
True BlueAce but you ain't

And I can see you and you make that little boo-boo face
'Cause I'm hanging up this phone, boo
You make my fucking Bluetooth ache
You feeling blue too late
Go smurf yourself you make me wanna smurfin' puke blue Kool Aid
Here's what you say to someone you hate

My life will be so much better if you just dropped dead
I was laying in bed last night thinking
And this thought just popped in my head and I thought
Wouldn't shit just be a lot easier if you dropped dead (dead)
I would feel so (so) much (much) better (better, better, better)

Think I just relapsed, this bitch pushed me over the brim
Hop on the freeway trying to get some time alone and just think
Then the cops pulled me over but they let me go 'cause I told 'em
I'm only driving drunk 'cause that bitch drove me to drink

I'm back on my fuck hoes but a whole new hatred for blondes
But bias I hate all bitches the same, baby come on
Excuse the pun but bitch you're such a broad statement
And I'm channeling my anger through every single station it's on

'Cause a woman broke my hea-art, I say hea-art
'Cause she ripped it in two pa-arts
And threw it in the garbage, who do you think you a-are?
Bitch guess it's time for me to get the dust off
And pick myself up off the carpet

But I'll never say the L-word again
I la-la-la-la lesbian, aah
I hope you hear this song and go into a cardiac arrest
My life's be so much better if you just

My life will be so much better if you just dropped dead (dead)
I was laying in bed last night thinking
And this thought just popped in my head and I thought
Wouldn't shit just be a lot easier if you dropped dead (dead)
I would feel so (so) much (much) better (better, better, better)

'Cause you told me you love me, forever
Bitch, that was a lie
I never wanted someone to die
So bad in my fucking life
But fuck it, there's other fish in the sea

And I'mma have a whale of a time
Being a single sailor for the night
Bitch on a scale of 1 to 10, shit
I must be the holy grailer
Catch this ho I got an Oscar attached to my fucking name (great)

I might hit the club on a chica's tail, uh
Made for me say fuck it kick some shots back and hammer the nailer
These bitches tryna get atached with the failer
And latch him to the tail of my bumper to scratch them with the back of my trailer
Like I'm itchin' to get hitched

Yeah, I'm rich as a bitch but bitches ain't shit
I'd rather leave a bitch in a ditch
Bitch you complain when you listen to this
But you still throw yourself at me
That's what I call pitchin' a bitch

That's why I'm swinging at this chicks on sight
Long as I got a bat and two balls, it's foul
But my dick's on strike so all that love shit is null and void
Bitch I'm a droid, I void cupid stupid wasn't for blowjobs you'd be unemployed

Oi oi oi man oh man you boy boy boys
Getting sick at these girls girls girls
Oink oink oink, you fucking pigs
All you good boys doink doink doink

I got 99 problems and the bitch ain't one
She's all 99 of them I need a machine gun
I take em all out I hope you hear this song
And go into a cardiac arrest, have a heart attack
And just drop dead and I'mma throw a fucking party after this 'cause

My life will be so much better if you dropped dead (I hate you)
I was laying in bed last night thinking
And this thought just popped in my head and I thought
Wouldn't shit just be a lot easier if you dropped dead (dead)
I would feel so (so) much (much) better (better, better, better)

I'm just playing bitch, you know I love you