"Nothing In Common" lyrics - FRANK SINATRA

[Both:] We've got nothin', got nothin' in common, just nothin' in common
[Keely:] My darling, at all
[Keely:] I love the opera, I detest the best pop
[Frank:] Can't stand the opera, I like music that bops
[Keely:] We're not fated, not heaven-created
[Frank:] We're really mis-mated, our chances are small
[Both:] Let's part, be real smart and not start with this romance
[Keely:] 'cause outside of both having stars in our eyes
[Frank:] And outside of sighing the same kind of sighs
[Both:] We've got nothin' in common at all

[Instrumental]

[Both:] We've got nothin', got nothin' in common, just nothin' in common
[Frank:] It never could last
[Frank:] I love Picasso, he's all style and he's all flair
[Keely:] I've seen Picasso and I think he's a square
[Keely:] Our two goals are apart as the poles are
[Frank:] As lovers our roles are completely miscast
[Both:] Let's make a clean break and not take any chances
[Frank:] 'cause outside of thinking you're something divine
[Keely:] And outside of wanting your lips close to mine
[Both:] We've got nothin' in common
[Both:] We've got nothin' in common at all

[Spoken by Frank:]
"Waiter, separate checks."