"Gilded Lily" lyrics - GWAR

Well, I've been wearing a gilded lily
Cunningly carved in a manner frilly
To my design it was created
No deviation was tolerated

My gilded lily, he think he funny
My gilded lily, he worth cash money
My gilded lily, he made me a smarty
I wore my lily, to all the right party, go

I was the envy of all the horde
And I proclaimed myself overlord
My gilded lily gives all this and more
I puked my guts all over the floor

I found the entertainment banal, so
Through trenches of flesh, we carved a canal
Lead harlequin, then drew his last
He held a bejeweled theatrical mask

The door heaved and then exploded
We split the bill and drove home loaded
And when we got there the paint was peeling
We rose on Jell-o cubes to the ceiling

I wear the lily
Gaily festooned in a manner silly
Draped in apparel
I bathe in the smell

I gild the lily
Adroitly crafted, yet willy-nilly
I wear the lily
When I party with Milli Vanilli

And soon the pleasure barges rolled with the sun
Pleasantly bloated, we mingled as one
Amidst debris of debauchery
I looked for lily and just found me

And all the while, gilded lily faded
Although it was the best I'd created
But gilded lily was still in place
It made a mockery of my face

And delivered to us a surprise
The hulking mass of what we despised
Which lurched away as we moved to snuff it
And we delivered a princely buffet

Soon the continent split asunder
And all the radios blared to the blunder
My gilded lily expanded while spinning
That's when I realized we were winning

And then we were gone
Fondly clutching our raging piss-ons
We piled up, peeled out, veered off, lashed out