"Martyrial Girl$" lyrics - GYM CLASS HEROES

[Intro:]
I'm officially going in
And refusing to come out
Unless I'm bloody
Let's go

I'd like to think I pride myself on being humble
And let these other motherfuckers lose touch like a fumble
'Cause you can keep a level head and have fun too
But I came to promote the game,?
At least till my name's in the same lane as?
You gonna have to respect me for making being uncool cool
? with sandals, Ray Bans, skinny pants and flannels
So insecure I'm tugging at my t-shirt
'Cause I swear the girl behind me staring at my love handles
I just wanna change the channel or delete them
Where the fuck is Adam Sandler when you need him?
I'm Christopher Walken
On my papercut shit again,thank god for Walkmans
And I gotta thank God often
'Cause otherwise I'd be like these other guys

[Hook:]
This type of scene just ain't my thing
And everybody too cool for school
And yet somehow I never felt so alone
In a room full of people
So now I'mma seat on this stoop
And I'mma gonna lace up my boots
And keep on walking till I make my way home

Can someone tell me how I got here in the first place
'Cause honestly in my opinion this the worst place
I mean I even said hello to a few girls
I feel like Brad Pitt stuck in cool world
'Cause everything is so foreign
And all the conversation's boring
I mean I'm practically snoring
Could somebody please show me the door man
'Cause I don't think that I can take it
Everybody here is extra hip like replacements
That's probably why I ain't sayin' shit
Oh what the hell I might as well get wasted
'Cause I'd rather be sedated
Than conversate about whose sneakers are more outrageous
Or whose outfit's the latest
I think I'll blow jokes on you, greatest

[Hook:]
This type of scene just ain't my thing
And everybody too cool for school
And yet somehow I never felt so alone
In a room full of people
So now I'mma seat on this stoop
And I'mma gonna lace on my boots
And keep on walking till I make my way home

[Bridge:]
Ladies and gentlemen
Boys and girls
I'd advise you all
To the Papercut Chronicles II
It don't get much better

[Hook:]
This type of scene just ain't my thing
And everybody too cool for school
And yet somehow I never felt so alone
In a room full of people
So now I'mma seat on this stoop
And I'mma gonna lace on my boots
And keep on walking till I make my way home