"Fat Friends" lyrics - HANK WILLIAMS, JR.

Why do the best looking girls
Have real ugly friends
It seems like it always works like that
You'll meet a queen
The girl of your dreams
And she'll have a friend that's really fat

But you decide to take a chance
This could be a great romance
If only she could just get rid of her
She's my cousin from the East
And I know that she's a beast
And I don't think that this is gonna work

So you take them both out
While you try to figure out
How can I dump the pig?
You've spent sixty bucks
But things are looking up
She just said she wants to make it big

Now the problem is this
Everytime we hug and kiss
Her friend says, "I want to go home"
And we want her to
But we don't know what to do
And that's why it's time for this song

Why do the best looking girls
Have real ugly friends
It seems like it always works like that
Oh you'll meet a queen
The girl of your dreams
And she'll have a friend that's really really fat

Everytime you make your play
You'll find out there ain't no way
To make love to beauty and the beast
Why do the best looking girls
Have these real ugly firends
Does this only happen to me?

Now I'm so hot I could smother
'cause they've both gone home to Mother
Does this only happen to me?