"The Redneck Song" lyrics - HARDY

[Chorus:]
Bisquick on the cast iron, dip spit on my collar
I'm podunk proud and I'll shout it so loud you can hear it way down in the holler
I'm a redneck, I'm a redneck
I'll carve it in a cottonwood tree
With my redneck knife, yeah, the redneck life is the only life for me

I get clear from a still
I drink beer, eat deer that I kill
A bug zapper's in my windowsill
To keep the sundown skeeters at bay
I catch cats with a jug
My truck nuts stay covered in mud
I chew tobacco like a cow does cud
And I wouldn't have it any other way
'Cause there's

[Chorus:]
Bisquick on the cast iron, dip spit on my collar
I'm podunk proud and I'll shout it so loud you can hear it way down in the holler
I'm a redneck, I'm a redneck
There's a shotgun in my shotgun seat
'Cause if it flies, it dies, yeah, the redneck life is the only life for me

Moon Pie dessert, largemouth wall art
Earnhardt T-shirt, bought it at the Walmart
Chickens in the pen, cock-a-doodle when the dog bark
Ain't all kin but we're somewhere in the ballpark, and there's

[Chorus:]
Bisquick on the cast iron, dip spit on my collar
I'm podunk proud and I'll shout it so loud you can hear it way down in the holler
I'm a redneck, I'm a redneck
Bury me in the back forty by my redneck wife
'Cause the redneck life is the only life for me, yeah

[Bridge:]
Yo-ho-ho and a bottle of Dew
Mix it with a trickle of Dickel or two
And when the Mountain Dew and the Dickel's all gone
We'll all be drunk and we'll sing this song

[Chorus:]
Bisquick on the cast iron, dip spit on my collar
I'm podunk proud and I'll shout it so loud you can hear it way down in the holler
I'm a redneck, I'm a redneck
And to you I might never not be
Just a stereotype but the redneck life is the only life for me

[Instrumental Outro]