"Hobo Johnson Prepares For His Last" lyrics - HOBO JOHNSON

[Narrator:]
"Hobo Johnson prepares for the last...
Why would Hobo Johnson senior say something like that you ask?
Sometimes if you set a bar low, you never get disappointed
Or maybe it's because of the 3 steel reserves to the neck before 5pm
Either way, hobo junior decides to confront his father about
His endless vices and says, and I quote:"

Prepare for your last, prepare for your last

Prepare for your last its the last of your life and
You never have to feel these feelings later than at night
And its not that easy, but its not that hard
And its not that close, but its not that far just know that
It's really fucking hard
So you'll take the easy route, and the easy route's back to the bar
And you'll probably make the same face that you make
When you realize you have to drive all the way back in your car

Prepare for your last

Prepare for your last its the last of your life
And I know that you're scared I can see it in your eyes
And I know that you want it I can see it in your lies
And your whole goddamned damn life
Tell me what you want right now and then never go back man
It's really that simple if you want it that bad
Prepare for the rest of your life

And he says: "well um right now's not like, the best time and um"

[Hook:]
How will I breathe, how will I love
How will I smile, how will I see
How will live
Without this thing in which I need, it needs me
I think I'll drown
I bet I'd just live my life to frown
Oh, I bet I'd just drown, drown
I bet I'd just drown, I bet I'd just drown in a pool of
Drown, drown
I bet I'd just drown, I bet I'd just drown in a pool of
Drown, drown
I bet I'd just drown, I bet I'd just drown in a

You ain't gonna make it, make it
I'm just so far gone
And you should just fake it
Oh, but I can't help it and I can't help you no
I just need a little bit of help (I bet I'd just)
Hey, from nobody other than myself
Oh, I can't do it

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[Bridge:]
Do you wanna be happy, be happy, be joyous laughing
Be loving, before you pass away
It could be any day
Don't you wanna be happy, be happy, be joyous laughing
Be loving, before you pass away
It could be any day

Be any day
Could be any day

Lost in a rat race gone in time to rat trap
And got a little bit of nicotine I thin I'll need that
How long is this race, anyways
I been running on this treadmill for like 10,000 days
I just wanna go home
But I don't know where home is

But I don't know where home is

I click my heels together then my shoes will get in cars
And then cop a DUI and then fall the fuck off
I just wanna go home
But I don't know where home is

[Outro:]
You can do it man I promise, You can do it man I promise
You can do it man people have done it before, like half these people I know. Prepare for the rest of your life, Prepare for the rest of your life. You can do it man, you can do it man, you can do it man people have done it before. You can do it if you want to. Prepare for the rest of your life, prepare for the rest of your life. Be happy, be happy, be loving, be loving