"Merry Axe-Mas" lyrics - ICE NINE KILLS
If you meet Santa Claus tonight, boy
You better hope for your life
'Twas the night before Christmas, was just five years old
My parents were butchered in the blistering cold
He seemed jolly at first, in his suit stained with red
He let out a laugh but then left us for dead
That scene, so vicious
Taught me the meaning of Christmas
Punish the wicked
Don't ask for Santa's forgiveness
You will believe in me, slaughtered under the tree
Don't believe a witness, so much for a Merry Christmas
Now Santa's claws are red, the sinners scream and shout
I made sure the noose is yuletide tight, so much for a silent night
A silent night
'Twas just three years later, now orphaned and bruised
When the hands of the holy inflicted abuse
Tied down and lashed, singled out from the pack
Took my season's beatings, now it's time to give back
That scene, so vicious
Taught me the meaning of Christmas
Punish the wicked
Don't ask for Santa's forgiveness
You will believe in me, slaughtered under the tree
Don't believe a witness, so much for a Merry Christmas
Now Santa's claws are red, the sinners scream and shout
I made sure the noose is yuletide tight, so much for a silent night
A silent night
So now I'm slashing through the snow
And the hearse is on its way
With the mistletoe-tags
Thank God it's Christmas day
I'm making my list, you're a slave to your vice
So I'm gonna find out who's naughty or nice
It's time to wreck the halls, let nothing you dismay
Santa's taking out the trash, it's fucking garbage day
Taking out the trash, garbage day is today
Taking out the trash, garbage day is today
You will believe in me, slaughtered under the tree
Don't believe a witness, so much for a Merry Christmas
Now Santa's claws are red, the sinners scream and shout
I made sure the noose is yuletide tight, so much for a silent night
A silent night
Fa-la-la-la-la
Feliz navi-dead
