"Turtle Wax (Funkaholics Anonymous)" lyrics - INFECTIOUS GROOVES

My my my, your truth is a lie
And you help cover it up and you don't even ask why
So it goes

Funky wunky, the funky junky
Funky wunky, ouh (won't you hit them with that)
Nooky nooky, you got that cookie
Nooky nooky, ouh

Hit them with the funky shift - (you jokin'?)
Funky wunky ouh
Slam me with the funky fix - (get going!)
Funky junky ouh

Why why why do you quit before you try
You put a fake smile on your face but there's a tear in your eye
So I go

Funky wunky, that funky junky
Funky wunky, ouh (yeah hit me with it)
Nooky nooky, I'll try her cookie
Nooky nooky ouh

Kick on in da funky shift (you got that?)
Funky wunky ouh
Slam me with da funky fix (you got that?)
Funky junky ouh

And I don't believe the things they try to say
'Cause things are gettin' a little bit funky

Funky wunky, that funky junky
Funky wunky, ouh (yeah hit me with it)
Nooky nooky, I'll try her cookie
Nooky nooky ouh

Kick on in da funky shift (you got that?)
Funky wunky ouh
Slam me with da funky fix (you got that?)
Funky junky ouh