"Our Favorite Fugitive" lyrics - JANELLE MONAE

[DJ Crash Crash:]
Ho! This is DJ Crash Crash, and you are on the air here at WDRD. We are here once again talking about our favorite fugitive, Cindi Mayweather, Electric Lady number one. Caller, you are on the air.

[Peggy LakeShore:]
Hello, my name is Peggy LakeShore, and I live in Neon Valley. I just wanna say I'm disappointed.

[DJ Crash Crash:]
Disappointed?

[Peggy LakeShore:]
Disgusted actually.

[DJ Crash Crash:]
Really?

[Peggy LakeShore:]
Yeah, this whole thing.

[DJ Crash Crash:]
Really?

[Peggy LakeShore:]
I mean, they should just do whatever they do to people like that.

[DJ Crash Crash:]
People like that? What does that mean?

[Peggy LakeShore:]
I mean she's just not even a person. She's a droid, just like all of you.

[DJ Crash Crash:]
She's not a person? Well, you're right, she's not a person, she is a droid. She is an android, an Alpha Platinum 9000, and she is jammin'.
Next caller, you're on the air.

[Joshua Newbright:]
Dude, I wanna say, power up.

[DJ Crash Crash:]
Power up.

[Joshua Newbright:]
Power up.

[DJ Crash Crash:]
Mm-hm, power up to you.

[Joshua Newbright:]
Ok, I'm a student at Time University, ok. And my name is Josh. And I've been following you on Cybersoul and the whole droid Wondaground for a while now, and I just wanna know if, you know, if you guys in android community truly believe that Cindi Mayweather is, you know, not just, like, Electric Lady Number One and all, but, like, also the ArchAndroid? Because according to the book of-

[DJ Crash Crash:]
Oh, no, no, no! Not on my show!
Next caller, you're on the air.

[Unidentified Caller:]
Robot love is queer!

[DJ Crash Crash:]
What?

[Unidentified Caller:]
Robot love is queer!

[DJ Crash Crash:]
Queer? What? Oooooh! Anything else?

[Unidentified Caller:]
That's all!

[DJ Crash Crash:]
Uh-huh, I see. What I wanna know is how you would know it's queer if you haven't tried it. Ho! Here we are on WDRD Metropolis 105.5, we still alive. Everybody say Beta!