"Whatever" lyrics - JID
[Intro:]
Let's celebrate
Let's celebrate
A chicken birthday, a chicken birthday
Let's have a bo'party, a bo'party, a bo'party
Let's have a birthday
Let's have another birthday
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Check, check, check, check
Check, check, check, check
One twice J.I. uh
[Verse 1: J.I.D]
Pussy nigga proceed with precuation
I don't even want you in my orbit
Yeah I got the hand but I really hate to force it
J.I.D don't take no shit, I'm not a toliet
More like the target
I spill, I spill, I spill
I fuckin' faucet
Force feed the truth hear voices
Tryna get a trophy over my head I can hoist it
Be inside trapped by this pink pussy poison
Oh lord speak to me I hear you real noisy
I'm smoking my weed I can't stop I enjoys it
Smoking out the room of course they would call it poison
Long fucking story
Anyway shawty say get money the bitches are comin
She never lie
Behind a great man's a bad bitch rollin her eyes
Snappin her fingers givin me 'tude
She hella rude but it's cool
J.I.D
[Chorus: Tylon Matthews]
Now it's been a minute and I ain't speak to you
I see your ass whenever you call
But when I don't see you I know your doing good
I'm on whatever you ever you
I'm on whatever you on
I'm on whatever you ever you
I'm on whatever you on, on
I'm on whatever you on yeah
I'm on whatever you ever you
I'm on whatever you on
I'm on whatever ever you
[Verse 2: J.I.D]
Pussy ass nigga I don't know what to tell you
All I can say is I've never been a motherfuckin' failure
Used to be a football player never went on to the NFL
No pressure bitch because I'm barely five sev'
A buck 40 soakin' wet
Fast but I smoke too many blunts to try and hit LeGarrette Blount
Pussy boy dunce
They bumpin' our shit in fronts
You talkin' special teams go and cover some punts
You niggas cunts
I guess it's kinda cliche that you only live once
But I'm reincarnated
Double play 'cause the pavement with Cartiers
Star blazing take the bump off the cross of your necklace
Take a shot too
Moonshinin' it's all cool
Go and pick your girl up
It's a threesome in the carpool
Swaggin' in her ear that bitch cummin' on the bar stool
Given that bitch lower then the bar this is law school
Please remove your bra and your shwawl too
Haha
[Beat switch]
[Verse 3: J.I.D]
I'm goodie like Cujo but my name ain't Boris
Give your girl a chestnut but my name ain't Morris
Y'all ain't none of my brothers
Shit I got enough of them
Couple associates, friends
You don't fuck with me fuck em
A lot of rappers not even cuttin' the mustard
More like cuttin' the cheese
Cut them down to they knees
They eye level with my niece
Dome shots say please
Okay squeeze then
Leave with your girl make her queef
Sheesh I'm the underwater hotel Fiji eating fried zucchini
You keep me playin' my leading ladies say J.I.D just want the whole meeting
Meaning up with a kiwi
She freaky so she get me up
Get her off then get shit off
Nasty
[Refrain: J.I.D]
Ahh
Make it real, make it real
Make it real, make it real nasty
I make it real ah
Make it real, make it real nasty
Make it real, make it real
Make it real, make it real ah
[Chorus: Tylon Matthews]
Now it's been a minute and I ain't speak to you
I see your ass whenever you call
But when I don't see you I know your doing good
I'm on whatever you ever you
I'm on whatever you on
I'm on whatever you ever you
I'm on whatever you on, on
I'm on whatever you on