"All In The Same Boat" lyrics - JOE DIFFIE

I almost didn't make it,
Boys, I risk life and limb.
It was plain to see that my wife
Was in that honey-do mood again.

Well buddy, that ain't nothing.
I barely made it out the door.
She was prayin' and a-cussin',
Like she was 'bout to wage a holy war.

Mine got so mad, she was bitin' her lip.
She turned her head and I gave her the slip.

Now we're all in the same boat,
Pass me a beer and a fishing pole.
Let's find a spot and drop that anchor down.
We're really livin' the high life,
Plenty of bait and blue skies.
We left all our worries back in town.
We're all in the same boat now.

Did you see the one I just missed?
Hey I bet he weighed six pounds.
And by the way I thought you said you wore
The breeches in your house.

She don't run my life,
I do as I please.
And that minnow you couldn't seem to land
Didn't look that big to me.

You boys are good actin' tellin' them tales
But truth be known, we know damn well

That we're all in the same boat,
Pass me a beer and tell a good joke.
Let's find a spot and drop that anchor down.
We're really livin' the high life,
Plenty of bait and blue skies.
We left all our worries back in town.
We're all in the same boat now.

It's time to go and your hands are shaking,
Don't think I didn't see your knees are waking.
We're gonna need some luck cause we all know
That we're all in the same boat.

All in the same boat,
Pass me a peppermint and go slow.
We'll be lucky if the women ain't locked us out.
And we're all in the same boat now.